On Saturday night, my family and I went to Half Moon Bay Brewing Company. Knowing that on Sunday we would be buying oysters in Tomales Bay and never having had oysters before, I thought it would be important to try some before cooking them for my family. We ordered a half dozen Bar-BQ'ed oysters so that I could try them. They were so good we ordered a second half dozen. For a bonus, I was not allergic to them.

Taken from http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html

The version in Patton the movie was sanitized for the faint-hearted. Here is what he said.